I'm in a bit of a dill lemon here today. *frownyface*
You guys, my loving fans, are pros like me so maybe you can help me.
Okay, so I did those four shoots the other day. Well, like 3 and a half because of that little bratface but still. Now that I've gotten them all selective colored and oversaturated and they look like dead kids with neon tutus and giganto hair bows on......... One of the moms actually wants ME to print the pix! Ugh, pain, I know, rite?! So....... I'm thinking Walgreens? There good, right? Someone told me Costco is professional quality, but there like 19 cents per print and walgreens is like 10 cents. And they only paid me $10 and I already spent it on seeing Eclipse again at the discount theater!!!! (Be tee doubleyou... Team Jacob all the way)
You guysssss this biz stuff is HARD!!!!!!! I'm TOTES gonna need a mani-pedi-margi-party after this!!!!!!
Okay you know what, I know what your gonna say: "Your a PRO now Jane. Put on your big girl g-string (the Vicki Secrets kind, not the sleazy kind) and give them PRO quality."
So Costco it is.
Lucky for me, instead of working hard, we're loaded so I can get whatever I want and not have to worry about cost of goods sold or profit margin or any of that bo-RING junk. I bet it's hard having to budget in stuff like that, right? I can't even IMAJIN how hard it is. That's probably why all those old businessmen guys all have like wrinkles and frownyfaces all the time. Lucky for me times two, I love BOTOX!!!!!! LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
So now that I've solved my own problem (see what I mean about me being the straight bomb?) I have a few important things I did for you guys, my loving fans.
1. I started a FACEY!!!!!!! It's www.facebook.com/giggesandcutiepumpkins like duh, but there's also a linkeypoo now on the left under my absolutely PRESH about me. And for you H8ers, there's a bownafied picture of me up there on the facey! Edited with a taste of my new blingee skillz, which I know you'll all be copying like tomorrow. But oh well, such is life when your a uberpopular professional like me. I'll be sure to link you on the facey if I have a new blog post since I know your all doing the facey like it's a drug. I know it's MY drug. But so is your love!!!!!!!! Is my love your drug? el oh el! (Ke$ha is another idol... LOVES HER!!!!!! TOTES ADORBS with all that GLITTER!!!!!!!!!)
2. Classes!!!!!! Or Mentoring!!!!!!! Since I'm totally not a rip off photographer, I'll be doing classes and mentoring for free through my blog whenever I can figure out all these buttons. But for now, I'll answer any questions I get in the comments. So ask away my sweeties!!!! Maybe when I figure out all these buttons I'll make like a question box or something.
I hafta add a little side note here... Seriously, if you're only here to try to steal my poses and locations, step off because your skills wont match mine. EVER. Nor will your cuteness. EVER EVER. Also, I won't be answering any meanie questions or comments that use too many naughty words. Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk like that? I mean EEW for reals. SoOoOoOoOoO unprofessional.
3. A little more about ME!!!! People keep asking "hold OLD are you!?!?!" Which is like totes rude, but whatevs, I'm taking it as a compliant because they probaly think I'm so young because my lingo is so HIP!!!! I'm 26. My bee-day is 1/1/85, that's right, NEW YEARS BABY!!!!!!!!!! If you're wondering why 1985 was such a rockin year, it's because I was born first and MADE it that way!!!!!!!!
Well technickley I was born second, but TBH the first baby of the year was wrinkly and suffered from a major case of the uggo, so we don't count him. And now for a suprise present...................
I'm gonna make a hole about me PAGE!!!!!!!!!! so you can learn all your Jane Momtographer FACTS and be my biggest fans (as if you aren't alredy). Aren't you just SO GREATFUL for my generocity?!?!?!?!
So there you go!!!! My gifts to you: MORE ME!!!!!!! Don't you just LOVE IT!!!!!!??????