I don't get it

There's this photographer in my town.  She charges like a bazillion dollars and has customers all the time.  I wanted to show her clients that they can get the same kinda piccies from me but cheaper so that way I'll have more and more clients.  So I went into her studio and pretended to be a client and checked out all her equipment and took iphone piccies of her pix she had on the wall.  She said they were canvases or something.  And I recognized the places where she went in her pictures, so I went to those places for my shoots the last few days and took pix in the exact same poses and posted them on her facebook wall by tagging her. 

Her clients are MEAN and DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!  

They said my people were blue?????  And the kids aren't smiling, and are blurry and OOF?  I have NO idea what OOF means, but my people are the color they are when I take the picture.  The camera is on Auto, which means it takes a picture of everything you see exactly how you see it with your eyeballs.  SORRY I don't photoshop my people so theyre skin is all perfect, but I don't know how and plus it would probably take FOREVER.  My people aren't blurry, its called soft focus, duh people.  It's ART.  Sorry you don't know nothing about ART!!!!!!!!  And what the heck does "your colors are nuclear" mean anyways????????  I'm pretty sure nuclear is like the new way to say rad or something, right?  So that's good that my colors are nuclear and awesome, right?????????  I LoOoOoOoOvE bright colors, they make my eyes happy.

But anyways, I'm just going to find another photographer in my area that has nice clients and that way they'll all come to me and I can get 100 customers and save up for a Cannon 5d.  I still can't believe husbeylover made me resort to "saving" like we're in a third world county or something.  Little update on that, he's been sleeping in the guesthouse since "the incadent".  How dare he treat me like anything but a perfect princess!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, since that photographer's clients were so mean, I defended myself on her facebook and told them all what meanies they were and told them I hope they get botched eye lifts and tummy tucks.  Oh yeah, I went there, that's how mad I was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  But I think fighting publickly with people will show my clients how committed I am to my business.  So that's really good and stuff.

And for the last bit, which is HAPPY, and will turn your frownyfaces into smiling cutiefaces, I've been learning Photoshop C5 so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'll have more tutorials up soon!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm thinking maybe a "Tutorial Tuesday" would be good since it sounds so adorbs, rite???????? 

{Huggymuffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

E> Jane