If your wondering why I'm not posting..............

It's because I've like run out of ideas :(((((((

I've been stocking other bloggies to see if they have any ideas I can steal borrow.  But they keep using big words and I get confused and go back to cute kitten videos. 

Okay, like, here's a question.  Why do peeps get mad at you for being better then them????????????  Red is being a total brattybrat and plus the one photog's facey that I've been borrowing from?????? She's like all mad at me two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  All I wanna do is show people that I can do the same piccies as her but better, but she's like "stop posting pix in the same spot as me two days later" and "that farm land is MY PROPERTY, get off"  and "stop running the same specials as I post" and all that.  Whatevs. 

I'm sOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO not caring.  Besides, I'm totes going on vacation next week to fiji because this biz stuff is major stressage. 

Sorry to be such a frowny fran lately, but biz is HaAaAaAaAaArD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I just don't know what to do. 

E/> Janeywaney

Haters

So like I, being Red's exbffl, remember her email password (it's nkotbrox beeteedubs) and so know what I did? I got her hole email list and sent them my website and a coupy for 50% off a sesh with me.

AM I BRILLS TO THE MAX OR WHAT?!?!

So I'm gonna get all my clients back!

And I finally finished editing the 25 seshes I had using free actions I found online. Totes works grate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have 22 seshes today and I had 14 yesterday and I'm doing a wedding tomorrow, so these actions will fershur come in handy dandy while I'm editing this week. And I told half of the complainers to shut up so I didn't haft redo their seshes either. Its been a good week!!!!!!!

I'm siked so much about my first wedding tomorrow!!!!!!!!! Can anyone say OPEN BAR?????? I normally don't drink but if its free I'm gonna get tanked!!!!!!! Let my artistry flow, kwim?

Wish me luckypoo!!!!!!!!!

E> j

P.s. Some1 thinks everyone who is anonymous is rely me commenting on my own blog. So totes hilarius rite? So you should all make a name to sign it with so they stop thinking that.

Copycatter Red

So I totes LoVe the name one of you guys gave Red, my bffl turned enemy whose copying my business: Big Red. I'm gonna call her that because seriesly she has cankles and needs to take a spinning class STAT.

Anyways, so I posted the tut yesterday about vinyets and guess who already has 10 new piccies on her facebook ALL with vinyets just like the one I have on my art piece from yesterday????????? Her names rimes with stupid HEAD.

AND....... get this......... she went to that field with the flowers that I always use and took her clients there. I mean HELLO???????????? QUIT COPYING ME!!!!!!! She stocks my facebook all. the. time. Her hubby is bffls with mine and she told him and he told my hubbymuffin and my hubbymuffin told me that she actually eats ice cream after the kids go to bed (AND NOT THE FAT FREE KIND!!!!!!!!) and goes through all of my facey pix and writes down the locations so she can go there. She just copies everything I do!!!!!!!!!!!! When we got our White Escalade, she got a cream colored one. When I found out I was preggos with Breklyn in 2007, she got pregnant the next month. Except she had a girl first, but that was only because I wanted Breklyn to be a girl, but he was a boy instead. I used to think it was cute that she was my bffl and we had the samesies stuff, but not anymore.

Also, I lost all of my baby weight after I had Chyloh, and guess who didnt? Yeah, BIG Red. She still has a poochy belly which gives her TOTES uggo muffin top, but nobody has the heart to tell her. I HOPE YOU READ THIS, RED!!!!!!!!

Anyways, I hate copiers. They stink and I rock.

E> Jane

BIG news and HUGE news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, the big news...
I'm designing a logo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I am using some fonts I don't have commercial licenses for, and designs I saw all over the internet and fashioning myself a brand spanky new LOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It, of course is going to be FAB to the MAX and will be colorful and cutielicious!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm doing it myself in photoshop of course.

Then, the HUGE news....
*deep breathe*
I have a new enemy.  I have been HOARIBLY betrayed, and my fans need to know about it.  My EX-bffl Red (her real name is Ruby) is opening her own photography business.  She asked her husband for a Rebel for her birthday on the 27th and he got it for her, so now she's copying me. 

I just can't believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Her session fee is $5 and includes a disk of all images but she doesn't have Photoshop so she doesn't edit them so she sucks.  She doesn't know about Photobucket or Picknick's free editing and I'm TOTES not telling her!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I'm so glad I'm wearing waterproof mascera because I am SoOoOoOoOoOoO fustrated I could just cry.  She's even trying to out cute me with the name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Her business name is.......... are you ready for it???????

Bubbly Rainbows and Dimple Cheeks Photography

Hubseybunches just got home with a pint of B&Js and a romcom.  When I'm done sobbing I'll write more. 

Please leave me overly cutesy and outrageous compliments in the comments so I don't die of heartbrake.

 

 E/> Jane