I can't think of anything fauxtog related to rite about, so I just wanted you all to know that my hair looks totes presh today. Like for reals.
Oh, and idk what everyone is getting all madsies about with the Tods&Tiaras mom dressing up her daughter like Pretty Woman. She was a cute little prostitot!!!!! They were probs just jelly because their kids are uggos. I know some moms like that, but serious, it's not my fault youre kid fell down the ugly tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down to uglyville.
Anyways, my hair. Totes cute.