How I got started: I used to take pictures of my kids on my iPhone and my family on Facey would say "YOUR SO GOOD!!!!!!" so I saved up all the money from returning my husband's awful birthday gifts (Dooney & Bourke Purse really??? Is it 2004 or something??? Coach ONLY please!!!) and bought a Canon Rebel. After I learned my camera (you know, how to turn it on, and how to take the lense cap off without flinging it across the room) I started up my BIZ!!!!
Important stuff you should know about me:
Have you ever....
[x] Watched a movie you regretted paying $8 or more for?
[ ] Dipped a pig in butter and rode him/her around a playground?
[x] Bought a car?
[ ] Smoked a cigarette? Like, EEW.
[ ] Smoked the marijuana?
[x] Smoked your enemies and made them wish you were never born?
[x] Flown in an airplane?
[ ] Piloted an airplane?
[ ] Played PokéMon? Nerd much????
[x] Enjoyed playing a team sport?
[x] Drank too much alcohol? It was my birthday though, so it was totes okay.
[x] Drank Coke Zero?
[x] Enjoyed Coke Zero? Like I'm going to let my hot bod go to waste for a coke?
[ ] Burst through a wall or closed door; Kool-Aid style? Isn't Kool-Aid that rapper that just died? So sad *frownyface*
[x] Shaken your groove thing?
[ ] Tamed a real live dragon?
[ ] Lost a Lego brick in the carpet?
[x] Gotten a tattoo?
[ ] Gone camping? I walked into my friend's cousin's mobile house once, does that count? I couldn't sit on the firniture though, I almost barfed at the poorness.
[x] Talked to an ex?
[ ] Driven a garbage truck?
[ ] Seen Wierd Al in concert?
[ ] Gone to a concert that wasn't Wierd Al, but wished that it was?
[ ] Marched in a marching band?
[ ] Seen a cryptozoological creature that you couldn't identify? A what?????
[ ] Had to go look up the word cryptozoological Looked where???
[ ] Gone to Cedar Point?
[x] Owned a cat?
[x] Worn a scarf?
[ ] Gotten pantsed?
[ ] Hated a player just for playing?
[x] Worshipped the Lord?
[ ] Worshipped the Lord of the Rings?
[x] Worn a ring?
My Bee-day is 1/1/1985, I was the reason the mid 80's rocked so hard. My fave color is pink. My fave shoe is Louboutins. My fave singer is Ke$ha.
