WTHECKADOODLES?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oooooooooookay!!!!!!!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!! I know you missed me so much because I got your emails!!!!!!!!

I was wixed away on a totes amazeness vaycay by my hubbermuffincuddler and we went to the Bahamas. It was FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We spent a while there and I got so tanned and I was SOOOOOOO glad I had appointment with my waxer the day before.

Anyways, let me tell you what happened. It will make you furrious like it did to me!!!!!!!! I was on groupon and there was a okay deal with a photographer to get family piccies.  I snagged one, it was $25 for the session and 2 8x10 sheets.  Not bad I guess but whatevs.  So anyways, we had our piccies done and they were so cute!!!!!!!!!!!  Then, we went to pick out more and guess what.

NO, GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY WERE $60 EACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE, OHEMGEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I started crying and pretended it was like I was so happy with how beautiful they were.  But I was really crying because they were ripping me off like ripper offers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The guy said it was all in the groupon coupon, all his prices and stuff, but for reals, who even reads that stuff anyways???????????  He even said his price list is online, and linked on the groupon offer, but like, do I look like I read?????????? Um, no!!!!!!!!!!! I have a life you know??????????????  

So like anyways I had to pay almost as much as I paid for my matching Coach handbag and clutch set, JUST FOR PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course I went online and totes RUINED his rep because he's such a ripper offer.  I told everyone what he did to me and they told me what I should do:  they said to scan the pix and print my own.  I totes am.  I know they have a scanner at Walgreens and THEY only charge like fifteen cents for their piccies.  

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!  DO YOU KNOW HARD IT IS TO GO THREW THIS??????????????  

I am the one that gave him my business through groupon.

I am the one that let him use my beautiful, flawless face and my perfect children.  They only broke 2 of his light poles and kicked him a few times, but other than that they were ANGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont deserve this kind of treetment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so selfless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, before I start telling you about what a perfect and totes amazing person I am, I have to warn you. Blogger is like totally having a bad week or something and its STILL not letting me change the size or color of my pretty words, so you'll have to deal with this boaring black, okay???????????? I'm sorry, I hope they fix it soon *frownyface*

I feel so warm and loveydoodles inside. I just saved my friend a FORCHIN!!!!!!!!!!! Let me tell you the story about me being selfless and awesome.........

My friend J was going to get her X-mas card piccies done by this super duper famous photog in our town because J just had a baby and she wanted really good piccies. She was having the consultation early this morning so I told her I'd come to make sure the photog is totes on the up && up and not a scammer or anything. So we hopped in my Pearl Escalade and got our venti largo mocha choca latte extra foam skim caramel whip macchiatoccinos in the drive thru Starbys and went to the consultation. She ordered the "all you can click" package which had the CD of the whole shoot and she was paying (total with all the "taxes" and "fees" and whatever)

$2300.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So after Js consultation I got the photogs card and called her later. Obvi I told the lady "No way, hosay, because I'm a pro photog too." and I canceled Js appointment. I told the photog about my new 5d and my Photoshop C5 and I told her I'd give my friend the full CD of a whole entire photo shoot for $5 for her (since she's one of my besties for life). The scammer "pro" kept saying "are you sure?" because I guess she's booked until next summer or something but whatever, I dont know why peeps would even want her that badly if she charges so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So thats the story of me helping people and being so selfless and charitable like I am. I mean J will probably be able afford to go touch up her roots now that she doesn't have to pay all that money for piccies (and she totes for real needs a root touch up too, I mean who lets their roots even show-- EEW. Her baby is a few days old now, enough lazying around, kwim?????????)

I can't wait to tell J about the charitable gift I'm going to give her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E> J

I think you guys forgott about me *frownyface*

I like posted and nobody commented. Not won person. I'm like "what's wrong with me???????" I went to Fiji for a week or too and now nobody loves me???????? Are you all just jellie of my adorbz tan?????? Or my new 5d that I got???????

WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Where did all the peeps that love me go?????????? Are you all vacationing in the Carribean?????????? WHAT??????????????

Oh and now Blogger isn't letting me make my text all pretty so I like can't even make it in the middle or big and pink to show just how sirius I am.

My life.

Is over.

My new Hero E> E> E>

Hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm back from my trip to FIJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I know you totes missed me for reals.  But I have some important news for you.  I have a new hero.  There name is

C n C Moments

Why are they my hero???????????  Cuz they totes followed my advise and used "placeholders" on their webbysight!!!!!!!!  Here, let me show you.

See, so like on there sight (under blog, && u hafta scroll down a bunches) is a picture of this cutsie pootsie wittle bebeh with a super adorbs multicolored hat.  And I was like WAITASEC, JANE!!!!!!  Where have you seen this piccie before?!?!?!?!  And then I was like "oh yah, doy, I saw it on Jodie Otte's webbysight!!!!! (page 2)

So I took screenshots (since people who use placeholders usually delete them rel fast)  and posted them on her facey (http://www.facebook.com/cncmoments)  but she deleted me as a friend and removed my comment :(  *SUUUUUPER FROWNY FACE*

So anyways, I had to blog about her because like, it's TOTES awesomesauce to have peeps follow youre lead and take after you.

LOVE 4EVA, CNC MOMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E> JaneyJane, youre mentor

P.s. PLEEEEEZ repost this so peeps can see what an innovater I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh yeah, and what a great thief photographer CNC moments is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Etsy

So like I think I'm going to sell prints on Etsy because my style is so unique and artistic.  I think peeps will love to have piccies of the little boys and girls I shoot up on there wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What do u think?!?!?!?!?!?!
E> jm

Getting redy

I just wanted you all to know, I'm not ignoring you, I'm getting redy for the vacation to fiji that I'm going on.  I didn't earn it or anything, I just get it because I'm cuter, richer and better than all of you that work hard for your vacations.  I'm leving at the end of the week, but it takes me awile to pack everything into my matching louis vitton trunks and suitcases.  I'll be back next Friday and I'll 4 sur post piccies for you to drool over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*pity smile*

E>  J

If your wondering why I'm not posting..............

It's because I've like run out of ideas :(((((((

I've been stocking other bloggies to see if they have any ideas I can steal borrow.  But they keep using big words and I get confused and go back to cute kitten videos. 

Okay, like, here's a question.  Why do peeps get mad at you for being better then them????????????  Red is being a total brattybrat and plus the one photog's facey that I've been borrowing from?????? She's like all mad at me two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  All I wanna do is show people that I can do the same piccies as her but better, but she's like "stop posting pix in the same spot as me two days later" and "that farm land is MY PROPERTY, get off"  and "stop running the same specials as I post" and all that.  Whatevs. 

I'm sOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO not caring.  Besides, I'm totes going on vacation next week to fiji because this biz stuff is major stressage. 

Sorry to be such a frowny fran lately, but biz is HaAaAaAaAaArD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I just don't know what to do. 

E/> Janeywaney